Kris Jenner Just Bought the House Across the Street From Kim Kardashian

Brace yourselves, we've got some Kardashian real estate news. If the K-word sends a shiver down your spine, might we suggest you not pass Go, close the tab, and find something else to read ASAP (there's some really pretty fringe to look at over here). But if you fellow reality TV junkies are ready for a (not-so) shocking update, let's proceed.